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[00:00] This is like the only thing we'll ever

[00:01] bond over.

[00:03] Okay. Okay. This is what I'm trying to

[00:05] say. Everyone shut up. You just want

[00:06] like Insta pics. No, [ __ ] I was like,

[00:09] "What the fuck?" Actually, why is this

[00:11] so awkward?

[00:13] 5 million jars of Evelyn's farts.

[00:15] Someone's commenting like, "Damn, she's

[00:17] collecting these kimchi." And I'm like,

[00:18] "I'm not collecting any kimchi.

[00:55] Hey guys, welcome back to the Ha

[00:59] podcast.

[01:01] >> Guys, oh my gosh,

[01:03] >> what do you think about the new set?

[01:05] >> I'm so excited. It's been so long since

[01:07] we last filmed a podcast episode, so

[01:09] this feels really weird.

[01:11] >> And also, we upgraded. We upgraded,

[01:13] y'all.

[01:15] >> Welcome to season 3. I know y'all missed

[01:18] us. You guys were like, "Oh my god, this

[01:20] is the last episode of season 2." Yeah,

[01:22] but we're back.

[01:23] >> We're back.

[01:25] >> Better than ever. Cuz look at this. It's

[01:26] literally our old studio, but like 10x

[01:28] upgraded.

[01:29] >> Guys, I was actually obsessed with the

[01:32] decor. And this couch is so comfortable.

[01:34] The lighting so much better. I'm sure

[01:36] our audio everything's just so much so

[01:38] much nicer.

[01:39] >> So happy.

[01:40] >> What do you guys think? Drop a comment

[01:42] down below. Um, the reason why we

[01:44] upgraded and everything is because we

[01:47] signed with unwell.

[01:49] >> The hot sisters are officially unwell.

[01:52] >> We are unwell.

[01:53] >> Unwell.

[01:55] >> What a crazy crossover, guys. We made it

[01:57] from doing everything independently and

[01:59] now we have a whole team helping us with

[02:01] this studio and podcasting. So, thanks

[02:04] guys for listening. And it's pretty much

[02:06] going to be the same, just upgraded. So,

[02:09] before we start off with today's

[02:11] episode, we want to introduce you guys

[02:12] to a new tradition.

[02:16] >> Last year, last season, we did joke of

[02:18] the day.

[02:18] >> Thank god it's over. I hated that.

[02:20] >> Yeah. And we hated that freaking theme

[02:22] song. I hated

[02:22] >> I liked it.

[02:24] >> We need a new theme song for it. So, if

[02:26] you guys have one, let us know. But this

[02:29] season, we are going to do fun fact of

[02:31] the day.

[02:32] >> Yay. So, Evelyn has a fun fact for us.

[02:35] So, do you want to share?

[02:36] >> Yeah. I'm really excited for this one.

[02:38] So, are you guys ready for this? Go for

[02:40] it. So, today's fun fact, I'm going to

[02:42] be talking about crows. I want to

[02:45] befriend a crow so freaking badly. It's

[02:48] going to be my new passion and hobby of

[02:50] mine. But a cool fact about crows are

[02:54] that they are as smart as great apes.

[02:58] >> Hm.

[02:58] >> Yeah. And they can solve puzzles. They

[03:03] >> As smart as a great ape.

[03:04] >> Yeah. Do you know what that is?

[03:06] >> An ape? Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what

[03:07] that is?

[03:08] >> Monkey.

[03:09] >> Yeah.

[03:09] >> So, does that mean the monkey has a

[03:11] small brain or the crow has a ginormous

[03:13] [ __ ]

[03:13] >> The crow is just like really freaking

[03:14] smart. I don't believe that.

[03:16] >> And if you befriend a crow, they

[03:19] sometimes leave you gifts, little tiny

[03:21] shiny objects that they find while

[03:23] they're flying. They leave it to you and

[03:25] they can recognize faces. Oh, yeah. They

[03:27] have regional dialects. So, depending on

[03:30] where they're from, their accents

[03:32] change.

[03:34] >> Isn't that crazy? What the [ __ ] They

[03:36] have like country accents

[03:37] >> something like that. Yeah, they must.

[03:40] >> So yeah, that's the fun fact. Fun fact

[03:41] of the day. I did not know crows were

[03:43] that smart. Like in Korea, I think crows

[03:46] are known as bad luck.

[03:47] >> Mhm.

[03:47] >> After learning this fact, I want to

[03:49] befriend a crow.

[03:50] >> I was gagged. I was like, who's crow?

[03:52] And Emily was like, no, she wants to

[03:55] >> A crow.

[03:56] >> It came up really randomly this past

[03:58] weekend. We were just driving. We were

[03:59] on the way to Jersey and then I was

[04:01] like, hey guys, like I want to be

[04:02] friends with a crow. I was like, "Huh?

[04:05] What did I even mean?"

[04:06] >> But yeah, fun fact of the day.

[04:08] >> Okay. Well, guys, this is so awkward and

[04:11] so new. Where should we even catch up

[04:14] on?

[04:14] >> It's been so long since we last filmed a

[04:17] Pod episode. Yeah. And

[04:19] >> when was the last time?

[04:20] >> Wait, can you say episode?

[04:23] >> It actually irks me the wrong way.

[04:25] >> Episode. I don't know how people like

[04:27] actually hear it. I don't hear it.

[04:28] >> I hear it.

[04:29] >> It's like so prominent and I think it's

[04:31] gotten more prominent over the Like I

[04:33] genuinely don't do it intentionally.

[04:35] >> It's okay. Say it.

[04:36] >> Episode.

[04:37] >> Okay, that was right.

[04:38] >> Yeah,

[04:39] >> but like you go like epito,

[04:42] bro.

[04:42] >> Episode.

[04:42] >> It's episode.

[04:43] >> Episode. Yeah,

[04:44] >> that's right.

[04:45] >> Boy, that's how I've been moving my

[04:47] >> No, you say episode and it like actually

[04:50] >> episode,

[04:52] >> but you've been saying episode and it

[04:54] like actually urged me the wrong.

[04:55] >> Yeah, that's wrong.

[04:56] >> Episode.

[04:57] >> Yes, that's right.

[04:58] >> Thank you.

[04:59] >> Episode. Oh gosh. Anyways, I know I

[05:02] fixed a lot of your guys' problems. I

[05:04] know you guys were tired of hearing her

[05:05] saying it like that, too. Don't worry.

[05:07] >> Honestly, every time you

[05:08] >> Every time she said episode, I'm like,

[05:12] >> I didn't even clock that.

[05:14] >> I didn't even hear it, guys. I promise I

[05:17] wasn't doing it intentionally. Anyways,

[05:20] let's catch up on you guys. On you guys.

[05:24] >> Catch up on you guys.

[05:25] >> Let's catch up with you guys. The last

[05:28] time we spoke was before Coachella,

[05:30] right?

[05:30] >> Yeah.

[05:31] >> Okay. So, let's wind it back.

[05:33] >> Two months, bro. That's two months.

[05:35] >> It's been so long, guys. So much

[05:37] happened. I don't even know where to

[05:39] start.

[05:40] >> Two months. It was just two months, but

[05:41] also like way too much months.

[05:44] >> It felt like an eternity.

[05:46] >> I feel like we talked about Coachella

[05:48] for some reason, though.

[05:48] >> No, we predicted our Coachella. Didn't

[05:50] we predict predict that Northwest was

[05:52] gonna say hi to us or something as a

[05:54] joke and then she actually did say hi?

[05:56] >> Did we? I don't know.

[05:58] >> We We met Northwest. She said hi to us.

[06:00] That was really cool.

[06:01] >> Wait. Yeah. Let's break it down to you

[06:03] guys. Okay. Well, first of all,

[06:04] Coachella was so fun. But I think it was

[06:08] day

[06:08] >> It was day two. It was day two. So

[06:10] Evelyn and I and Emily, we were all on

[06:13] the Coachella VIP section and we were

[06:16] standing around taking pictures and we

[06:18] were looking at all the influencers and

[06:19] everyone around us and we see a girl

[06:22] with purple hair and blue hair and I was

[06:24] like, "That's got to be Northwest." I

[06:26] think one of you guys pointed out,

[06:28] >> we were all taking pictures and I was

[06:29] like, "Oh my god, that's Northwest." And

[06:30] like we were taking pictures, but I kept

[06:31] eyeing her and I was like, "Oh my god,

[06:33] that's Northwest." And then I think we

[06:34] were like looking over our pictures and

[06:36] all of a sudden I see her getting closer

[06:38] and closer to us and I was like, "What?

[06:39] What's going I'm like, "Why is she

[06:40] getting so close to us?" And Evelyn was

[06:41] like, "Let's let's say hi. Let's say

[06:43] hi." And I was like, "No, no, no, no,

[06:44] no, no, no, no, no." Evelyn was like,

[06:46] "No, like let's say hi. Let's say hi."

[06:48] And I'm like, "No, no, absolutely not."

[06:50] And I was like, "Guys, do not move.

[06:51] Like, I do not want to say hi." Cuz like

[06:53] I was like, I don't know. I just wanted

[06:55] to leave her alone cuz I feel like so

[06:58] many people approached her anyway. So, I

[07:00] was like,

[07:01] >> her friend approached us first though.

[07:03] >> Her friend watches us. Yeah. So, that

[07:05] was really cool. We gave Northwest a

[07:07] hug. We we actually met her twice that

[07:09] day cuz then we we were in like the

[07:11] artist section and she was in like the

[07:13] YouTube booth and then we went up to her

[07:15] again and we were taking pictures with

[07:16] her.

[07:16] >> She was so sweet.

[07:17] >> She's actually really nice.

[07:18] >> She's so sweet. She She's so cute.

[07:20] >> I forget that she's only

[07:22] >> very cute.

[07:22] >> Yeah. I forget that she's only like 13.

[07:25] >> Yeah.

[07:26] >> That's why she's she was like so excited

[07:27] meeting everyone. I was like, you know

[07:28] what? If I was 13 and like had this much

[07:30] free will, then I would be doing

[07:32] pictures with

[07:32] >> So North, if you want me to babysit you,

[07:34] I know you don't need a babysitter, but

[07:35] if you ever do, then let me know. We

[07:37] just want to be friends. Let me um

[07:39] sisters.

[07:40] >> Oh yeah. If you want sisters,

[07:42] >> hit us up, girl. But yeah, that was a

[07:45] really cool moment because I was

[07:47] intimidated by her and then she actually

[07:50] approached us. Her and Sophia. So,

[07:52] >> do you guys have any other favorite

[07:54] Coachella highlight from this year?

[07:55] >> Um, I think right after Coachella, me

[07:58] and Evelyn had the worst Bieber fever.

[08:01] >> Oh,

[08:02] >> you guys don't understand. And we spent

[08:03] the next two weeks obsessing over this

[08:05] man and Haley. And then even Evelyn got

[08:09] into this really dark hole of Jelina,

[08:12] Justin, and Selena, like a really really

[08:14] deep hole, like like parasocial level.

[08:17] And Erica was getting really annoyed.

[08:19] And then I And then I started latching

[08:20] off of that, too. And then I got into a

[08:22] really deep dark hole. And I like

[08:23] >> Emily, you were already in the deep hole

[08:25] when I was in the deep hole.

[08:26] >> No, but I was in the deep hole with just

[08:28] Justin. You were in the deep hole with

[08:29] Selena.

[08:31] Well, not it was about their

[08:32] relationship. All right. First of all,

[08:35] it was such a deep hole that Emily and

[08:37] Evelyn were having conversations in our

[08:40] Tik Tok group chat,

[08:43] sending edits to each other,

[08:44] >> sending edits, and then they would both

[08:46] be like, "Oh, like this is crazy." Like

[08:49] they would be relating off of the same

[08:52] paras.

[08:52] >> This is like the only thing we'll ever

[08:53] bond over.

[08:55] >> They were genuinely bonding over this

[08:57] parasite. That was like the first time

[08:59] we ever bonded over anything.

[09:01] >> Like Justin brought us together. He is

[09:05] >> I was like this is so crazy.

[09:07] >> I think we were blasting Justin Bieber's

[09:09] old song.

[09:10] >> Bro, I listened to Justin Bieber for the

[09:12] next month after that. Like Bieber Fever

[09:14] was bad. You know, it was so bad.

[09:16] >> So bad. Basically, we were after

[09:18] Coachella, we stayed in Malibu, like in

[09:20] an Airbnb, but we each had our own rooms

[09:23] and each room had speakers that you

[09:25] could connect to. And I would just like

[09:27] pass by in the hallways and I would hear

[09:29] Emily's room blast Justin Bieber and

[09:31] then I would go near Evelyn's bed room

[09:33] and it would be like Justin another

[09:34] Justin Bieber song. So like the entire

[09:37] week I was listening to Justin Bieber's

[09:38] old songs and I was so sick.

[09:40] >> Me and Evelyn would be like dissecting

[09:42] the songs and be like Justin Bieber said

[09:44] this and then Selena said this. They

[09:45] were like, "This was during this era."

[09:47] Like,

[09:47] >> this was in 2016 in February. Like, he

[09:49] released this this day.

[09:51] >> And everyone was like, "Listen to the

[09:52] lyrics. There's no way this man don't

[09:54] love her."

[09:54] >> She's like, "Listen to Flatline right

[09:56] now. Listen to it."

[09:58] >> So, guys, create a fandom chat if you

[10:00] guys want to also talk to Evelyn and

[10:02] Emily about Justin Bieber's whole lore.

[10:05] >> We're Bieber fans.

[10:07] >> That was a time.

[10:08] >> Yeah, that was really fun.

[10:09] >> Yeah, it was really fun.

[10:11] >> A dream.

[10:12] >> What? I know what

[10:14] >> K-pop K-pop stands feel.

[10:16] >> It felt like a fever dream like that

[10:18] Malibu house like it just

[10:20] >> I only remember the Bieber songs. That's

[10:22] all I remember.

[10:25] >> Love the waves.

[10:27] >> No. Yeah, I literally only remember

[10:28] listen to Favorite Girl was so nice

[10:31] though. We stayed a week in LA in Malibu

[10:36] and we were filming a bunch of content.

[10:37] Our YouTube videos already out so go

[10:39] check those out. But we genuinely fell

[10:42] in love with LA and we were like,

[10:44] "That's it. We're moving here. New York,

[10:46] New York City." Yeah.

[10:47] >> [ __ ] the East Coast. We're all moving to

[10:49] LA, specifically Malibu, with our

[10:52] convertibles. And we were like planning

[10:54] planning our life. We're like, we're

[10:55] going to get three convertibles and then

[10:56] we're going to share a house, but it has

[10:58] to be big enough so we don't we don't

[10:59] run into each other.

[10:59] >> Three beds. Has to be three beds.

[11:01] >> Has to be by the water, too.

[11:04] >> Yeah. We literally spent maybe 2 days

[11:08] exploring LA and all the little

[11:11] neighborhoods just for us not to move.

[11:14] >> Well, yeah. Plans are TBD.

[11:17] >> Everyone keeps asking us and I'm like,

[11:18] bro, like

[11:20] >> we don't we don't even plan then.

[11:21] >> We're we're kind of going with the flow

[11:23] right now. That's our situation. Yeah.

[11:25] LA was so fun.

[11:28] >> I love LA.

[11:29] >> Yeah, but I could see myself kind of

[11:31] getting sick of LA. Well, that's why

[11:33] we're going to be by coastal.

[11:35] >> You say by coastal, but like I am not

[11:37] taking a freaking plane, right? Six

[11:39] hours every month.

[11:41] >> It doesn't have to be every month. Like

[11:42] two months. Every two months.

[11:45] >> I don't know, man. That's a That's a

[11:46] problem for later.

[11:47] >> Yeah, that's something we'll discuss in

[11:49] the future.

[11:50] >> But let's fast forward to May.

[11:52] >> Why are you smiling at me like that?

[11:54] That's like really creepy. Can you not?

[11:56] >> It wasn't.

[11:57] >> I'm just like I was like, "Okay, let's

[11:59] fast forward to May." And I look over

[12:00] and everyone's like like did I say

[12:02] something wrong? Did I offend you?

[12:06] >> Did I know how I smiled? What did I

[12:07] smile?

[12:08] >> You were smiling at me like the like

[12:10] Nikki from Obsession.

[12:12] >> I haven't watched the movie yet, so

[12:14] don't spoil it.

[12:15] >> That movie is so funny. I thought it was

[12:17] hilarious.

[12:18] >> It was funny. But did you didn't get

[12:19] jump scared?

[12:20] >> No, I got jump scared. Also, I went to a

[12:23] drive-in movie theater like the car. So,

[12:25] it was like not incap.

[12:27] >> Was the jump scare like actually jump

[12:28] scare? I was like, "What the fuck?"

[12:30] >> Actually,

[12:31] >> yeah.

[12:31] >> I'm sorry.

[12:32] >> You got to watch it in theaters.

[12:33] >> But May, wait, did we cover everything

[12:36] from April? Oh, Evelyn's third 30.

[12:40] >> Evelyn turned 27.

[12:41] >> I should say my 30th birthday. I almost

[12:45] said Evelyn turned 32.

[12:48] >> She's practically 30.

[12:50] >> I turned 27 in April. That's right.

[12:54] Forgot about that.

[12:55] >> Big news flash.

[12:56] >> Is it weird saying, "Oh, I'm 27 to

[12:58] people." Um, no. I feel like 26 and 27

[13:01] is pretty like on the same level.

[13:03] >> No.

[13:04] >> Nah, girl. I think 25 and 26 are

[13:06] >> I think starting 28 I think when I turn

[13:08] 28 that's when it's like oof.

[13:10] >> No. 29 is like probably the worst.

[13:14] >> Yeah. You have I guess another year of

[13:16] youngness.

[13:17] >> Yeah. Oh my god.

[13:18] >> But then I feel like but then when I

[13:20] feel like you hit 30 it's like no. Like

[13:22] you're still young for your age.

[13:24] >> No.

[13:25] >> But it's like not like oh you're so

[13:26] young. It's like oh no don't worry. like

[13:29] 30s, the new 20.

[13:30] >> I have no idea.

[13:30] >> That's when people just feel bad for

[13:32] you.

[13:32] >> That's just like pity. It's like, oh no.

[13:35] >> But actually, it is like for all my 30

[13:37] flirties out there.

[13:38] >> Well, anyways, I have no idea what Erica

[13:40] is saying, but when I turned 27, I

[13:43] genuinely felt like I turned a new leaf.

[13:46] Okay. I don't think so. I felt more

[13:49] mature. I'm not even kidding, guys.

[13:50] >> Does she look mature now?

[13:52] >> I think my frontal lobe died.

[13:53] >> I think it's just placebo effect. You're

[13:54] like, [ __ ] I'm 27 now,

[13:56] >> guys. cuz you don't understand cuz

[13:57] you're not 27 yet. But literally like

[13:59] the I'm not even kidding. When it turned

[14:02] midnight of April 15th, I legit felt

[14:05] like

[14:05] >> your frontal lobe was de developing.

[14:07] >> Like I I felt light.

[14:10] >> Um maybe you were just tired.

[14:13] >> No, I actually genuinely I felt like

[14:16] light. I don't know how to explain it.

[14:21] >> I just felt like bore wisdom. As soon as

[14:23] I turned midnight,

[14:26] >> she started ascending from her bed.

[14:28] >> I just came to a lot of realization

[14:30] >> about what

[14:31] >> that.

[14:32] >> Okay, give me your top realization as a

[14:35] new 27y old

[14:37] >> 27year-old

[14:38] >> late 20 girl.

[14:40] >> Okay,

[14:40] >> please say something stupid.

[14:43] >> Crows are smart.

[14:46] Wait, I'm not even trying to be like

[14:48] making a joke, but like life is not that

[14:51] serious. That's what I realized.

[14:54] >> Were you taking it seriously before? So,

[14:58] is this a new family?

[14:59] >> I feel like she's not the right person

[15:00] to ask like advice.

[15:02] >> No, I'm I'm trying to like explain it in

[15:04] the right way, but

[15:06] >> her vocab's too short for that. Sorry,

[15:07] guys.

[15:08] >> No, life is just like um it's chill.

[15:11] It's all good.

[15:12] >> What are you saying?

[15:14] There's so many years of life to your

[15:18] age that

[15:20] >> there's so many life. What did you say?

[15:22] There's so many years to your life.

[15:23] >> Okay. What I'm trying to Okay. What I'm

[15:24] trying to say. Okay. Okay. This is what

[15:26] I'm trying to say. Everyone shut up.

[15:28] What I'm trying to say is that I feel

[15:29] like after 25, people have certain

[15:32] expectations. Like especially when you

[15:35] reach when you're about to reach 30,

[15:36] like people have expectations like oh

[15:38] when are you going to get married? When

[15:39] are you going to like have kids? Like

[15:40] who are you going to date? There's like

[15:42] standard

[15:43] life stages that everyone must go

[15:45] through, but life is actually so long

[15:48] that none of that matters. Like it's not

[15:50] that deep.

[15:51] >> It's not that deep. And if you didn't

[15:54] find the one by 27, 28, 29,

[15:57] >> that's fine because you can find the

[15:59] love of your life at like 40s and no one

[16:03] gives a literally like

[16:05] >> apparently um my mom's fortune teller

[16:08] told Evelyn that she's going to find her

[16:10] lover life at 40.

[16:12] >> No way. Yeah.

[16:17] >> So guys, it ain't that deep.

[16:18] >> Oh my god. How rough is your dating life

[16:20] going to be, girl?

[16:22] My mom was like, "You'll have the most

[16:24] luck 40." But Evelyn was like in the car

[16:27] and she was like, "Nah." Like, I think

[16:28] I'm the type of person who will like

[16:30] find someone like later later, like when

[16:33] I'm 30 or something. And my mom was

[16:35] like, "No, no, no. 40 is your year,

[16:38] girl."

[16:39] >> Like, boy,

[16:42] >> no. I don't believe in that, but 40 is

[16:45] crazy.

[16:45] >> I know. Even if that was the case,

[16:48] >> it's fine. But I don't believe in that.

[16:53] >> It's not even like finding a boyfriend

[16:55] at 40 is crazy. It's just like you're

[16:56] going to have a child at like what 44?

[16:58] That's like

[16:58] >> No, like finding I mean maybe that meant

[17:01] that you go through a divorce. It might

[17:03] mean that you

[17:04] >> That's even worse.

[17:05] >> Find someone and then you go through a

[17:06] divorce and you find the one

[17:08] >> 40.

[17:09] >> It might not like it doesn't mean that

[17:11] you're going to date next time you're

[17:13] going to date is 40.

[17:15] Well, I have a long interesting path

[17:17] ahead of me according to the fortune

[17:19] teller. But yeah, that's like the

[17:21] conclusion I came up with that life is

[17:24] not serious.

[17:25] >> Yeah. And I also feel like the marriage

[17:28] timeline and kids timeline is moving way

[17:31] way back.

[17:32] >> Yeah. Well, at least in the city. I met

[17:35] a girl on this brand trip I was at. Oh,

[17:36] at Urban Outfitters

[17:38] >> brand trip. They were like 23, 24, maybe

[17:41] 25, 26.

[17:42] >> Mhm. And I think I thought the two

[17:44] couple were dating and they're like,

[17:46] "Oh, no. We've been married for four

[17:47] years."

[17:49] >> They're like from the Midwest and they

[17:50] were like, "Yeah, it's super normal

[17:52] here."

[17:52] >> I feel like that's very common though in

[17:53] was also from the Midwest. And she's

[17:54] >> The girl next to me, the girl next to me

[17:57] like, "Yeah, everyone's always so

[17:59] shocked." But

[18:00] >> it's really normal.

[18:01] >> Like they like graduate college and then

[18:02] they get married. Yeah, that's common

[18:04] there.

[18:05] >> But I feel like in the city

[18:07] >> it's different.

[18:08] >> It's more pushed back. Do you guys see

[18:10] me as a steadfast farmer?

[18:12] >> What's that?

[18:15] >> A what? A steadfast farmer?

[18:18] >> Like what's the official definition for

[18:20] that?

[18:22] >> Tell me.

[18:23] >> A steadfast farmer.

[18:25] >> Oh, holy. I knew it. I knew it. I knew

[18:29] it. I knew she meant the wrong word.

[18:32] What was it?

[18:32] >> A homestead.

[18:33] >> Homestead farmer. Homestead.

[18:40] I'm so embarrassed. Homestead.

[18:43] >> You're probably like googling and you're

[18:44] like, "Why isn't it coming up?"

[18:46] >> I literally searched it up and they're

[18:48] like, "A steadfast

[18:51] is a farmer who's steady, who is

[18:54] reliable and persistent." Do you see me

[18:57] as a reliable farmer? But what's a

[19:00] homestead farmer? Let me get the

[19:02] definition for that.

[19:05] You ask us if you could be a dog and you

[19:08] don't know what a dog is.

[19:10] >> A homestead farmer is someone who lives

[19:12] on and works a homestead. A home and a

[19:15] piece of land where they aim to be at

[19:16] least partly self-sufficient by growing

[19:19] food, raising animals, and producing

[19:21] some of their own necessities.

[19:22] >> So, just no.

[19:24] >> Why not?

[19:25] >> Girl, maybe the fact that you called it

[19:27] a steady fast farmer.

[19:28] >> Well, can I say one thing? I do.

[19:33] What?

[19:34] >> I I want to be a host.

[19:35] >> Why do you think you can?

[19:36] >> Okay.

[19:37] >> What are your credentials?

[19:38] >> I want a garden in my backyard and I

[19:40] want

[19:41] >> No, that's different. You're going to be

[19:43] growing agriculture.

[19:44] >> Yes. Plus eggs

[19:47] and maybe chickens.

[19:50] You're going to grow eggs.

[19:51] >> Well, you can be a partial homestead

[19:53] farmer. You don't have to be like all

[19:56] self-sufficient. I'm not going to have

[19:58] like 13 animals in my backyard. I feel

[20:00] like No,

[20:02] >> you don't see me. I like chicken.

[20:03] >> Be scared of chickens.

[20:05] >> Yeah, you'd be scared of the chicken.

[20:07] >> You know, they sometimes attack you when

[20:08] you try to catch their eyes.

[20:09] >> Yes, I know roosters attack you.

[20:12] >> I know. I I've looked into this.

[20:14] Roosters, there are friendly ones and

[20:16] there are also non-friendly ones. The

[20:17] non-friendly ones, they try to poke your

[20:19] eyeballs out.

[20:20] >> And how do you know which one's friendly

[20:21] and non-friendly?

[20:22] >> Just depending on if they attack you or

[20:24] not. And if they attack you, some

[20:27] farmers, they just eat them.

[20:30] Are you going to do that? We'll see.

[20:34] >> Why are we talking about this right now?

[20:36] >> I mean, I think you should go ahead. I

[20:38] would love to see you prove us wrong.

[20:40] >> I love

[20:41] >> if I could get fresh eggs. Like

[20:42] >> I know. Imagine having fresh eggs. And I

[20:45] I was like literally on TikTok watching

[20:47] these like micro influence like

[20:49] homestead farmer influencers and they'd

[20:51] be like, "Oh, my morning day in my life

[20:54] morning routine of a of a homestead

[20:56] farmer

[20:56] >> like 5:00 a.m. in the morning to like

[20:58] feed their five cows."

[20:59] >> Yeah.

[21:00] >> Like milk them

[21:01] >> and then they walk and like pick up the

[21:03] eggs, put it in a basket, and then they

[21:05] also have like a like a farmers market

[21:07] like stand.

[21:07] >> That is so romanticized.

[21:09] >> But it just looks so cute.

[21:10] >> Do you know how much that smells? And I

[21:12] have respect for all the homestead

[21:14] farmers, but you know how much effort

[21:16] and work.

[21:16] >> I'm sure it is, but I feel like it's so

[21:19] >> And you travel way too much for you to

[21:22] >> Well, at that point, I probably Yeah.

[21:24] Like I'm talking about when I'm like

[21:25] older.

[21:26] >> You're not going to be traveling at 40.

[21:27] >> When I'm like 50 or 60?

[21:33] >> When I have a cane? No. Like actually

[21:35] though, like I'm not going to be

[21:36] traveling every month. I don't see

[21:38] myself doing that. Probably when I'm

[21:40] like really really old. I want to be

[21:42] traveling till I'm like on my deathbed.

[21:45] >> Really?

[21:46] >> Yeah. I different lifestyles. You can be

[21:48] taking care of your rooster and I'll be

[21:49] living up in a visa.

[21:52] >> I think everyone would pay someone to

[21:53] take care of her homestead.

[21:55] >> You'd call mom, bro. Mom would be a

[21:57] homesteader.

[21:58] >> Mom would be the real homesteader.

[22:01] >> Is it a homesteader?

[22:02] >> But yeah, I was romanticizing that for a

[22:04] bit. Do you just want like insta pics?

[22:07] >> No, [ __ ] I want to pick up eggs. Do

[22:10] you?

[22:11] >> Yes. Why are you doubting that?

[22:13] >> Okay, I think you should do it.

[22:15] >> I will.

[22:15] >> You should start helping mom plant stuff

[22:17] in the backyard. Then

[22:18] >> you should start planting.

[22:20] >> Our mom was planting like these new

[22:22] bushes and flowers, and

[22:24] >> this girl didn't lift the finger. I

[22:25] mean, I didn't either, but like bro

[22:27] wants to become a homestead farmer. This

[22:29] is the beginning.

[22:30] >> Okay, I'll start with my mom's garden.

[22:33] >> No, you're not.

[22:34] >> It's okay.

[22:35] >> When I have the time.

[22:38] >> Anyways. Okay, now let's move on to May.

[22:41] >> Gemini season.

[22:42] >> How did your birthday go?

[22:43] >> It was great, guys. Thanks for asking.

[22:46] She turned 22. It was her golden

[22:48] birthday, actually.

[22:48] >> Yeah, guys. So, every year I don't want

[22:52] to do anything. And then when the time

[22:53] comes, I'm like, I got to do something.

[22:55] For the last 3 years, it was like that

[22:57] cuz a I turned 20 and I was okay like my

[23:00] 20s. I'm entering my 20s. I got to do

[23:02] something. Next year 21, I need to go to

[23:05] the club for the first time. And then

[23:06] 22. 22nd on the 22. I need to celebrate

[23:10] my golden year. So 23 might be a bit

[23:12] boring, but maybe I won't do something.

[23:15] Maybe I will because this year was so

[23:17] much fun. I rented out a bar for me and

[23:20] my friends and we just got really effed

[23:23] up and we had so much fun. Emily, did

[23:25] you have FOMO?

[23:27] >> Not really cuz I was at the beach with

[23:29] all my friends and I was also having

[23:30] fun. So

[23:31] >> wasn't it raining that weekend?

[23:33] >> Yeah, but it was still fun cuz like my

[23:34] whole school was down there anyways. So,

[23:36] we all just like went to each other's

[23:36] house.

[23:37] >> Wait, what were you there for?

[23:38] >> Memorial Day weekend.

[23:40] >> Oh, interesting.

[23:41] >> Were you just dillydallying down there?

[23:43] >> What' you do?

[23:44] >> Us.

[23:45] >> What did I do?

[23:46] >> Yeah,

[23:47] >> we played Uno Scrabble. You know, the

[23:51] good stuff.

[23:52] >> Maybe some Pictionary.

[23:54] >> Why does that sound so suspicious?

[23:57] >> I don't know. You went all the way down

[23:59] to the beach, got an Airbnb to play word

[24:03] games

[24:03] >> with your entire high school class

[24:06] >> to put the entire high school.

[24:09] >> Well, no. I got a house with just five

[24:11] of my friends, but then like everyone

[24:12] else like rents their own house and like

[24:14] we there's people staying in Seaside,

[24:15] Lavallet, Ortly Beach, like just like

[24:17] all along the shore.

[24:18] >> Is that like a tradition?

[24:19] >> Mhm. Memorial Day weekend and then

[24:21] blackout week in August.

[24:22] >> What is Blackout Week? I I've never

[24:24] heard of the beach week where high

[24:26] school kids go down for a week

[24:27] >> and blackout.

[24:28] >> No, I don't know why it's called

[24:29] blackout week to be honest.

[24:31] >> And there's also prom weekend.

[24:33] >> Oh yeah.

[24:33] >> Oh,

[24:34] >> where we go down the shore.

[24:35] >> It's just a jersey thing,

[24:38] >> you know.

[24:39] >> I'm curious if there's this sort of

[24:40] tradition in any other parts of the US

[24:43] >> probably.

[24:44] >> Yeah.

[24:45] >> I'm not sure what.

[24:46] >> Let us know, guys. Comment down below.

[24:48] >> I'm sure like people go to their lake

[24:49] house for Memorial Day weekend. Oh, I

[24:52] want a hot dog right now. You want a hot

[24:54] dog?

[24:54] >> Makes me want a hot dog real bad.

[24:57] >> Do you know that reference?

[25:00] >> What is it? Jennifer.

[25:01] >> Jennifer Cool Edge from uh Legally

[25:04] Blonde.

[25:04] >> Yeah. Damn. You don't know that

[25:05] reference?

[25:06] >> No.

[25:07] >> She'll know it if we show her a video.

[25:09] Will she?

[25:10] >> Yeah.

[25:11] >> I don't know. Erica's birthday happened.

[25:13] Evelyn's birthday happened. Whatever. No

[25:15] one cares at your effing birthday. Bro,

[25:18] I had so much fun. It was so epic. It

[25:21] was so epic. And the best part was that

[25:24] I didn't get too effed up where I don't

[25:26] like remember anything, you know, cuz

[25:28] everyone was feeding me shots. So, I was

[25:30] really scared I was going to be like

[25:31] obliterated and get home too drunk where

[25:34] I'm throwing up and I feel like I

[25:37] actually got home perfectly fine. What

[25:40] time did you get home? 4:00 a.m. Wow.

[25:42] Well, 4:00 a.m. I left. So, 4:20ish I

[25:46] got home. Erica had these little mini

[25:49] tattoo station. It was like the water

[25:52] testing.

[25:52] >> Erica just farted. I just duded.

[25:57] >> This matcha's getting to me.

[25:59] >> All right, bro.

[26:01] >> Um, anyways, continuing.

[26:02] >> I'm in the clear. I'm in the direct

[26:04] airway right now. I was like, I moved

[26:06] positions and I was like,

[26:10] >> I'm done. I quit.

[26:13] >> I quit. Can we get an air purifier in

[26:15] here?

[26:15] >> I actually quit.

[26:17] >> I need a mask. I need like a shield.

[26:20] Welcome.

[26:22] It's my territory.

[26:23] >> What the [ __ ]

[26:25] >> What was your favorite part about your

[26:26] birthday?

[26:27] >> Um, the open bar and it was really

[26:30] comfortable cuz I knew the owner

[26:32] >> so I didn't feel like a stranger in the

[26:35] area. Honestly, just everyone that came.

[26:38] Like sometimes I feel like when you

[26:40] throw parties it could feel like too

[26:42] many random people and you're like who

[26:43] are you again? or like you're not super

[26:45] close with and you kind of regret

[26:47] inviting them cuz it was like oh

[26:50] >> she's not listening this [ __ ] Get the

[26:53] out. I'mma toot your way.

[26:56] >> No.

[26:57] >> But yeah, I I would say the people

[26:59] because people flew down.

[27:01] >> Okay. Wait, hold on. I'm checking

[27:02] something. Let me just do it.

[27:04] >> What are you checking? Three, two, one.

[27:08] >> Okay. Okay. Oh my god. I SMELL IT.

[27:10] >> I didn't actually toot. You [ __ ]

[27:12] >> Okay. But I smelled something in

[27:15] >> 4K.

[27:16] >> I smell something.

[27:18] >> I knew we need a new rule. Evelyn goes

[27:19] on her phone way too much during podcast

[27:21] episodes and she doesn't end up

[27:22] listening to anyone. So I think

[27:23] >> No, I'm I'm looking at the next topic

[27:25] that we're talking about.

[27:26] >> It doesn't take you 10 minutes. Evelyn's

[27:29] like

[27:30] >> she's like, "All right, continue." And

[27:33] then she goes like this.

[27:36] >> No, she goes like this. Anyways,

[27:37] >> I know her exact manners. She's trying

[27:40] to act like it's like down by her butt

[27:43] and she's like, "Yeah, I know." Yeah.

[27:46] >> Yeah. Mhm.

[27:48] Um anyways, so

[27:52] and she does this thing where like she

[27:53] opens her eyes and she's like

[27:56] and then she goes like this

[27:58] and then like when she's low-key

[28:00] clocking out of the conversation guide,

[28:01] she'll be like,

[28:04] "Oh yeah, no way.

[28:07] Um, anyways.

[28:08] >> Anyways, um, about me.

[28:11] >> Anyways,

[28:12] >> stop saying anyways, bro.

[28:14] >> I can't stop. It's like my filler word.

[28:16] >> All right, what's the next topic?

[28:17] >> Well, we hit 5 million on YouTube.

[28:20] >> Hey,

[28:23] >> hey,

[28:24] >> dab on them haters.

[28:25] >> We We need to celebrate for that

[28:27] officially. It hit randomly and we were

[28:30] all away from from each other. like

[28:32] Erica was somewhere, Emily was

[28:34] somewhere, I was somewhere, and we

[28:35] weren't able to officially celebrate.

[28:36] So, we will officially celebrate and

[28:38] we'll post about it. And we're thinking

[28:40] of changing our YouTube profile picture.

[28:44] >> Yes. Please, please, please, please,

[28:47] please

[28:47] >> let us know what you guys think and let

[28:49] us know what we should do for it. Like,

[28:51] what how should we celebrate?

[28:53] >> Yeah.

[28:54] >> Yeah.

[28:55] >> Um, we should go on a trip.

[28:57] >> Like where?

[28:58] >> Um, I don't know. Well, I was thinking

[29:01] we should have like a cake with 5

[29:02] million on it.

[29:03] >> Oh, I'm fine with a dinner.

[29:06] >> A dinner? Okay.

[29:07] >> With with a five mill. Or

[29:09] >> should we do a live stream

[29:12] >> with the a with our audience? With the

[29:15] subscribers? Cuz like that's where we're

[29:17] like celebrating with the subscribers.

[29:20] >> I don't know. You guys let me know.

[29:22] >> I'm like thinking about yellow tail

[29:23] jalapeno now.

[29:24] >> Why? cuz Erica just said dinner and now

[29:27] I want yellow trigger word

[29:29] >> dinner.

[29:31] >> Emily just came straight from school

[29:33] today.

[29:34] >> Oh yeah, I drove here from school and I

[29:36] actually got here faster than them.

[29:37] Anyways, thanks guys for letting us hit

[29:40] 5 mil.

[29:41] >> Um we're halfway to 10 mil and I can't

[29:43] wait to see the 10 mil plaque cuz that

[29:45] one's sick.

[29:46] >> I'm so grateful to have 5 million people

[29:48] subscribe to our YouTube vlog channel

[29:50] which is insane because it's like it's

[29:53] like a whole country, bro. It's so

[29:54] crazy. We started literally five years

[29:57] ago. No, six years ago.

[30:00] >> That's crazy.

[30:02] >> Thanks, guys. Comment down below how we

[30:05] should celebrate. We can always give

[30:07] back to y'all. So, maybe we could do

[30:09] like a giveaway. Give away 5 million of

[30:11] her things.

[30:13] >> 5 million jars of Evelyn's farts.

[30:16] >> Ew. What the hell?

[30:17] >> Trust me, you do not want that. That's

[30:19] like deadly.

[30:21] >> Anyways, thanks guys. I Why do you keep

[30:23] staring at me like that? You're such a

[30:25] >> I'm not staring at you. I'm not looking

[30:27] at you. I don't I literally don't You're

[30:29] not even in my view.

[30:30] >> I know, but you keep staring at me.

[30:33] >> As we were saying before with our Uber

[30:36] driver, guys, we were on the way to this

[30:37] podcast studio and we just encountered a

[30:41] really funny yet crazy

[30:43] >> looking at me. I'm looking at Erica.

[30:46] >> Oh, you're looking at me and I know

[30:47] you're

[30:47] >> experience with the Uber driver.

[30:49] Basically, let me explain the story so I

[30:51] can just get it over with really quickly

[30:52] cuz I feel like I've told this story 14

[30:54] times already and we didn't.

[30:56] >> Yeah, but it just like just happened and

[30:58] it's like irritating me. Okay, so I meet

[31:01] up with Eric and Evelyn in front of

[31:02] Evelyn's apartment to get into the Uber.

[31:04] It's a minivan. We open it up. We get

[31:07] inside and we all look Well, me and

[31:09] Erica look crusty. I just got back from

[31:10] school and she didn't have any makeup

[31:12] on. So, we unzip Evelyn's I mean Erica's

[31:14] makeup bag and we just slap on some

[31:16] concealer and I'm Erica's like rubbing

[31:18] on some bronzer. I'm doing concealer and

[31:20] the Uber driver like turns around and

[31:22] he's like um the he he kind of in an

[31:25] accent so we couldn't really understand

[31:26] but he was like the makeup, the powder,

[31:28] like I'm allergic to it. Like can we

[31:30] just not use powder? And we were like oh

[31:31] okay like we won't use powder. Like is

[31:33] it okay if we just use like concealer

[31:34] and like serum? And he said okay. So, we

[31:37] only using like um liquid based makeup

[31:39] products. And

[31:40] >> oh, and mind you, when he said that the

[31:42] first time, he said it in a very like

[31:44] rude way. He was kind of like um like

[31:47] can you not do it? It wasn't like in a

[31:49] polite way. And we just like brushed it

[31:50] off cuz we're like, okay, maybe he is

[31:52] allergic to makeup.

[31:53] >> Okay. So, basically, we were like, all

[31:54] right, we'll we'll use no powder, sir.

[31:57] We got it. If you're allergic, we

[31:59] respect it. And we're quietly putting

[32:02] makeup on. We also are not making a

[32:04] mess. We are using very minimal makeup.

[32:08] We're literally just patting it into our

[32:10] skin. And then Evelyn and I started

[32:12] speaking in Korean. I think we said like

[32:14] two things in Korean. Evelyn was like,

[32:16] "Wow, this car is really clean." Cuz

[32:18] like maybe he has OCD and doesn't like

[32:20] it when strangers like spill things and

[32:23] stuff, which is totally respectable. So

[32:24] everyone was just like, "Oh, wow. This

[32:26] place is really clean." And I was like,

[32:28] "Yeah." The moment we stop speaking

[32:31] Korean, this man swerves to the curb and

[32:35] goes, "I told you that I don't want

[32:37] y'all putting makeup on." And there's

[32:39] three of you guys making makeup. Press

[32:42] the door. It slides open mid blending my

[32:45] bronzer. Guys, my bron bronzer was like

[32:48] dots around my face still. It was

[32:50] streaky. And I was like, "Oh, I I guess

[32:53] we're getting off." And

[32:54] >> and it wasn't even 10 minutes into the

[32:55] ride. It was like

[32:56] >> It was like literally four blocks down

[32:57] the road from Evelyn's apartment. And

[32:58] we're we were already running late to

[33:00] the pot to here. So, we were like, "Bro,

[33:02] like this is just like adding more

[33:03] time."

[33:03] >> Yeah. And I told I told the Uber, I was

[33:05] like, "Oh, like we just have an

[33:07] important work thing we we need to get

[33:09] ready." He's like, "I don't care. IdGF,"

[33:12] he said. And he said, "Get out." So, we

[33:14] were like, "All right, whatever." And

[33:15] then we got another Uber. Well,

[33:17] actually, that was a lift. We got

[33:19] another lift. And then we got another

[33:20] lift. Bro was chill while I was blending

[33:24] out the rest of my bronzer. And it

[33:26] wasn't even like we were using the

[33:27] makeup in an obnoxious way. We weren't

[33:29] even using powder. Yeah, we weren't even

[33:31] using powder and we weren't like waving

[33:33] around. We weren't spraying anything. It

[33:35] was literally just like a stick

[33:37] concealer and stick bronzer and we were

[33:40] just using a sponge.

[33:41] >> Yeah.

[33:42] >> And he just like freaked out for no

[33:44] reason.

[33:44] >> Oh. Well, it started off first Erica was

[33:46] using her Octobuddy on his on his window

[33:49] and then he was like, "What's that thing

[33:50] on my window? Like, can you not use

[33:51] that?"

[33:52] >> Yeah. I was filming get ready. I tried

[33:54] filming a get ready with me and I stuck

[33:55] my October on his window and he was

[33:57] like, "Uh, ma'am, what is that?" And I

[33:59] was like, "Oh, my phone's just like on

[34:01] the window." And he's like, "Oh, can you

[34:03] please not do that?" And I was like,

[34:05] "Sure, okay."

[34:06] >> I I don't understand why, though.

[34:08] >> I mean, I think maybe he thought he just

[34:11] didn't know what it was, which I guess

[34:13] territorial.

[34:14] >> Whatever. The octopi part wasn't that

[34:15] bad. It's just like the fact that he

[34:17] kicked us out.

[34:18] >> Yeah.

[34:19] >> And wasted our time, but whatever. I

[34:20] think we have a suspicion he was

[34:22] slightly racist cuz it was like right

[34:24] after we spoke Korean.

[34:26] >> Yeah,

[34:26] >> he probably just knew we were like he

[34:28] probably thought we were talking about

[34:29] him or something.

[34:30] >> Yeah,

[34:31] >> we weren't even talking though.

[34:32] >> People make assumptions. We make

[34:34] assumptions. It's fine.

[34:35] >> Anyways, he was really mean and

[34:38] whatever. The past is the past. Lyft

[34:40] still charged me for the ride.

[34:42] >> Whatever the past is the past like

[34:43] really wants that money back.

[34:45] >> I I tried to get a refund for it and

[34:46] they were like it's ineligible. I don't

[34:49] know. No, it's saying I'm not. And I

[34:50] like kept saying it's like I didn't get

[34:53] dropped off to the right location.

[34:54] They're like,

[34:55] >> you know what? Everything happens for a

[34:56] reason. Maybe we could have gone to a

[34:58] car crash in that car. That car was

[35:00] going to blow up. Who knows? I don't

[35:01] know.

[35:02] >> Who knows? Maybe he would have dropped

[35:04] us off at like the wrong location and it

[35:05] was like all the way in Brooklyn and we

[35:07] didn't notice until then or something

[35:08] like that.

[35:08] >> Or maybe he's actually allergic to

[35:10] makeup and we almost killed him and

[35:12] almost

[35:13] >> we almost got into

[35:14] >> escaped a lawsuit.

[35:15] >> Yeah.

[35:16] >> So, you know what? Thank you. So, you

[35:18] know, on to the next topic.

[35:21] >> New life update. Evelyn and I have been

[35:24] playing golf and me.

[35:26] >> Yes,

[35:27] >> girl. You took like one other one.

[35:29] >> Mom's not putting me in any lessons

[35:30] >> cuz you're busy all the time.

[35:32] >> Exactly. In school, so it's me and

[35:34] Evelyn.

[35:35] >> So, Eric and I have been taking two golf

[35:38] lessons every week at 8:00 a.m. in the

[35:41] morning.

[35:41] >> About 7:00 a.m. for it.

[35:42] >> Yeah. 6:30, actually. I will say my

[35:46] teacher says I'm a very fast learner.

[35:49] >> Good for you.

[35:49] >> Good for you.

[35:50] >> I'm not going to say anything.

[35:52] >> All I have to say is golf is really hard

[35:53] and

[35:54] >> it really is. I think golf is a mix of

[35:59] physics and really understanding your

[36:02] body and how it moves. Dude, did you

[36:04] putting

[36:06] No.

[36:07] >> Oh my god. He was teaching me that

[36:09] today. And it's literally told me a

[36:11] little bit.

[36:11] >> It's literally all math. It's all math.

[36:13] Like you have to do the calculations on

[36:15] how far you are. If if it's like 300 ft,

[36:19] no, not 300 feet, like 3 feet, 5 feet.

[36:21] Like, and then you have to learn the

[36:23] angles cuz then you're on an angle and

[36:24] then you have to make sure the ball goes

[36:26] into the hole. It's actually insane.

[36:28] >> I just want to learn to golf so I can

[36:29] play with mom. I don't want to be like a

[36:31] pro golfer.

[36:32] >> Well, I'm not trying to be a pro golfer

[36:34] either, but I just really want a pretty

[36:36] swing,

[36:37] >> know how to hit the ball, like

[36:38] understand golf terminology.

[36:40] >> Yeah, I am not excited to do putter. I

[36:42] really like the big swings. Once it gets

[36:44] tiny and like I'm by that little hole,

[36:46] I'm like, uh, but pudding's not that

[36:48] bad. I feel like it's kind of boring. I

[36:51] love golf outfits. I'm obsessed.

[36:53] >> That's the whole reason why she probably

[36:55] got into it so she can wear some skirts.

[36:57] >> Yeah, obviously. I ordered some clothes

[37:00] actually and I'm waiting for them to

[37:01] come in

[37:02] >> from where?

[37:03] >> Some random brand. I feel like golf

[37:05] clothing brands are so expensive and

[37:07] random. and random.

[37:08] >> But like if you're into golf, you'll

[37:10] know that brand if you're like

[37:12] >> if you get it from like a good place.

[37:14] >> But yeah, I feel like my swing is

[37:16] improving. Well, it was improving and

[37:18] then my teacher today taught me like

[37:21] more nittygritty details about it.

[37:24] >> It's not to Yeah. Like you think you

[37:27] have the swing and then they're like,

[37:28] "All right, next step to make get even a

[37:31] prettier swing.

[37:32] >> Add this.

[37:33] >> Add It's like a tiny little detail." And

[37:36] my entire swing was messed up today. And

[37:39] I literally spent an hour and a half

[37:40] with my teacher like reconstructing my

[37:43] swing and like relearning my body and

[37:46] how to move it. And I was like I I

[37:48] actually felt like death by the end of I

[37:50] actually was begging my teacher to get

[37:51] me off the [ __ ] ass pad cuz I was like,

[37:54] "No,

[37:54] >> I don't want to hit another ball."

[37:56] >> She's like, "It's all right. Another

[37:58] one.

[37:59] >> Another one. And another one."

[38:01] >> So

[38:01] >> she keeps going.

[38:02] >> She's a really good teacher.

[38:03] >> She's a really good teacher.

[38:04] >> I love when a teacher is passionate.

[38:06] Yeah, she's so passionate

[38:07] >> cuz our lesson is only 1 hour and we

[38:09] were there for maybe 2 hours.

[38:10] >> Yeah, almost 3 hours.

[38:11] >> 8 9 10 11. We start started at 8:00. We

[38:15] left at 11:00.

[38:16] >> Oh my god.

[38:18] >> I like that though cuz like it shows

[38:19] that she doesn't care about like the

[38:20] money and she like actually wants you to

[38:22] learn.

[38:24] >> But our teacher, the teach the current

[38:25] teachers that we're learning from,

[38:27] they're moving back to China or

[38:28] something or

[38:29] >> North Carolina, you idiot. Like what?

[38:33] Where are you getting this information

[38:35] from?

[38:35] >> Our teacher was lived in China for 17

[38:38] years.

[38:38] >> Why did I

[38:39] >> She's Korean, but she lived in China for

[38:40] I think she was moving back to China,

[38:42] >> bro. Bro, I literally can't. Can you

[38:44] like fact check fact check?

[38:46] >> Well, she's moving back to North

[38:47] Carolina. So,

[38:49] >> not China.

[38:50] >> How do you get

[38:52] >> at the end of June? So, we're trying to

[38:53] spam lessons from her.

[38:56] >> That's why we're taking two lessons.

[38:57] >> And when she leaves, I don't know what

[38:58] we're going to do. We have to find a new

[39:00] golf teacher. Yeah,

[39:01] >> if you guys are golf teachers out there

[39:04] that is based in New Jersey, let us

[39:06] know.

[39:06] >> Or New York.

[39:07] >> Or in New York. We're open.

[39:09] >> Golfing in New York is so expensive.

[39:12] Yeah, it really is.

[39:13] >> Anyways, June, what? Can you stop

[39:16] smiling at me like that? Like, June is

[39:18] creepy. It's creepy. It's creeping me

[39:20] out.

[39:21] >> Emily has a problem with me looking at

[39:23] her.

[39:23] >> Yeah, it's like giving pizzas like

[39:26] >> Well, what am I supposed like to the

[39:29] ceiling? It's giving like strict teacher

[39:32] when you offend the teacher.

[39:33] >> Okay, I'm just going to turn this way.

[39:35] Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's good. Today I

[39:37] was with the middle schoolers. If you

[39:39] guys don't know, I work at my middle

[39:40] school now for like a WBL, workbased

[39:42] learning.

[39:46] Do

[39:46] >> you want me to?

[39:47] >> And these eighth graders are actually so

[39:50] rude. They're so rude. And I almost

[39:52] yelled at them today because I was like,

[39:53] this is insane. Like they're just like

[39:55] my teacher is pregnant, mind you. She's

[39:57] like 6 months pregnant. And she's like,

[40:01] I don't know. She's a teacher and she's

[40:02] an adult. You should be respecting a

[40:03] teacher no matter what. And they just

[40:05] kept talking back to her. They were like

[40:06] screaming and yelling in the class.

[40:08] >> Are you listening?

[40:09] >> Mhm.

[40:09] >> Why are you doing that?

[40:10] >> What?

[40:10] >> You're like,

[40:12] >> I'm listening genuinely. What are you

[40:14] doing?

[40:14] >> Go on.

[40:15] >> Don't right now. Anyways, she was these

[40:19] boys. They were boys, okay? They're like

[40:20] immature 14-year-old boys. They were

[40:22] like fooling around in the classroom and

[40:24] the classroom next to us was taking like

[40:25] a standardized testing. So, my teacher

[40:26] was like, "You guys have to be quiet.

[40:28] like, "Stop yelling. The class just

[40:30] called me and said, "You guys are being

[40:31] too loud. You need to quiet down." But

[40:33] they just kept going. They kept talking.

[40:35] They kept being loud. And the teacher

[40:36] had to move them. And the teacher was

[40:38] like, "Sit here right now." And then the

[40:40] boys just kept going. And then my

[40:41] teacher was like, "You like look at me.

[40:43] Like, if you keep going, I will send you

[40:45] down to the office and the consequences

[40:46] will be bad. Like, I'm not talking about

[40:48] detention. I'm talking about one of your

[40:49] eighth grade activities being taken away

[40:51] from you." And they were like joking

[40:52] about it. They were like, "Lowkey?" And

[40:54] my teacher was like, "Lowkey?" like

[40:56] lowkey, do you want it taken away from

[40:57] you? My teacher was like, "You're going

[40:58] down to the office." They're like lowkey

[40:59] and I was like I was like sitting right

[41:01] next to them and I was just staring at

[41:02] them in awe. I was like

[41:04] >> like with my jaw dropped. I was like,

[41:06] "Are you kidding me? Like there's no way

[41:07] you're going to high school right now."

[41:08] Like

[41:09] >> me in eighth grade, I would never talk

[41:11] back to my teacher. Like I was always

[41:12] terrified of my teacher. And these boys

[41:14] were ruthless. Like the way they were

[41:16] talking back to her was in She was like

[41:18] sit here. They were like, "No, you told

[41:19] me to sit here." And then she was like,

[41:21] "No, I told you to sit here." And like

[41:22] gh whatever. And they just kept talking

[41:25] and they were so annoying. And this one

[41:27] boy kept drawing on the whiteboard. My

[41:29] teacher was like, erase that right now.

[41:30] And he was like, "No." And then I was

[41:32] like,

[41:32] >> he said, "No."

[41:33] >> Yeah. And then she's like, "Why?" And

[41:34] and then um she was like, "No, erase

[41:36] it." And he was like, "Why?" And I was

[41:38] like, "Did you just ask your teacher

[41:39] why?" I was like, "Just erase it, bro.

[41:42] It's your name and a pig you drew. Like,

[41:44] it's not that important." And then he

[41:45] was like, "Can I at least keep the keep

[41:47] the pig?" And she was like, "No, erase

[41:48] it right now." And he was like, and I

[41:50] was like a really chill teacher. Yeah,

[41:52] she's chill. She's like so nice. But

[41:54] like these kids are just so rude. It was

[41:57] so annoying. Like I genuinely almost

[41:59] yelled at them myself. I was like,

[42:00] "Stop." Like why are you guys talking

[42:01] back?

[42:03] >> That's crazy.

[42:04] >> No one does that in high school. Like

[42:05] literally no one acts like that.

[42:06] >> I remember even like in my grade when I

[42:08] was like eighth grader. You know those

[42:11] um

[42:13] like footbally kids?

[42:15] >> Yeah. Like those like

[42:17] >> I don't know. They're just annoying like

[42:19] highlighter kids.

[42:20] >> Yeah. They just

[42:20] >> What's the highlighter kid? where they

[42:22] would just wear like neon Nike clothes

[42:24] every day.

[42:25] >> Like class clowns.

[42:26] >> Oh. Oh

[42:26] >> yeah. They were like rage baiting my

[42:28] teacher. That that's what they were

[42:29] doing. Rage baiting. And I was like,

[42:30] "Why are you rage baiting her right

[42:32] now?"

[42:33] >> That's crazy.

[42:33] >> I would hate I would hate it. Even when

[42:35] I was a student and kids in my grade

[42:37] would do that. I was like, "Bro,

[42:39] >> like like some days I wish I was the

[42:41] teacher so I could just like put them

[42:43] into shape.

[42:43] >> I could never be a teacher. I don't have

[42:45] enough patience for that. Damn.

[42:47] >> Like these kids are I feel like are

[42:48] getting worse and worse and worse and

[42:49] worse. Really?

[42:52] >> What?

[42:53] >> Nothing. I don't think I've had guys in

[42:56] my class that acted like that at at all

[42:58] when I was in middle school.

[43:00] >> Well, you probably did, but you don't

[43:02] remember cuz that was like two decades

[43:03] ago.

[43:03] >> I don't remember me being like, "Wow,

[43:05] this kid is so rude." I feel like the

[43:07] younger kids get more brattier. Yeah,

[43:10] maybe the generation

[43:11] >> with more access to like Tik Tok or

[43:13] Instagram.

[43:14] >> No, they're like literally getting

[43:15] brattier and brighter. I'm just like

[43:16] that's crazy. I feel like online you see

[43:18] like these funny Tik Toks of people like

[43:22] Yeah. rebelling or trolling videos and

[43:24] it's like funny

[43:25] >> but it's like crazy cuz they're talking

[43:26] to the teacher as if that's her friend.

[43:28] And I'm like that's not your friend.

[43:30] That's your teacher. Like bro like

[43:31] respect her and they're just not

[43:33] respecting her at all. I'm just like

[43:35] >> they're taking you talk to your mom like

[43:37] that. I'm so confused. Clearly like you

[43:39] talk to your mom like that. That's

[43:40] embarrassing. They'll be getting yelled

[43:42] at and they'll like look at me and we'll

[43:44] make like eye contact and he'll be like

[43:47] I'll be like, "Yeah, bro. You're

[43:48] embarrassing yourself. It's

[43:50] embarrassing."

[43:50] >> I can't imagine teacher assistant

[43:52] >> me.

[43:53] >> Yeah.

[43:54] >> No, but I'll just look I'll give them

[43:55] the dirtiest look. I'm just like

[43:59] I'm like, you know that Cardi B mess

[44:01] like that's what I'll do.

[44:03] >> So you look at them and go like Yeah.

[44:04] I'm just like

[44:09] it's just like what are you doing? It

[44:12] actually pisses me off so much.

[44:13] >> Are they rude to you?

[44:15] >> Um no. Yeah. I mean I'm just like

[44:17] standing there anyways.

[44:18] >> That's crazy.

[44:20] >> I can't I have to see them tomorrow.

[44:22] Like genuinely if they do one more thing

[44:24] I'm yelling at them tomorrow. I'm not

[44:25] kidding cuz I feel like my teacher is

[44:27] being way too nice. She's like a chill

[44:29] teacher.

[44:29] >> Do you talk to the teacher and be like

[44:31] bro what's wrong?

[44:31] >> Yeah. when the students leave, we like

[44:33] look at each other and she's like and

[44:35] I'm like, "Yeah,

[44:36] >> and why don't you say like

[44:38] >> sometimes I'll walk in the class and

[44:39] I'll see like certain kids and I'll be

[44:41] like, it's this class." Because they

[44:43] actually misbehave so much.

[44:46] >> Wow. Is it that bad?

[44:48] >> And like actually, but it's crazy

[44:50] because they'll act crazy in her class

[44:51] and then in another class they'll act

[44:53] better.

[44:53] >> What? And

[44:54] >> I'm just like the chillness. They're

[44:55] taking advantage of the chill chillness

[44:57] of

[44:58] >> No, but even in the social studies

[44:59] teacher, she's also really chill. And my

[45:02] friend that I'm doing WBL with, I'm

[45:03] like, "Do these kids act like this in

[45:05] your class?" And they're like, "No,

[45:06] they're literally sleeping." Like this.

[45:08] The one kid that was getting in trouble

[45:09] in my class was sleeping in her class.

[45:12] >> Why do they all get hyper in my class?

[45:14] I'm just like confused.

[45:15] >> Huh?

[45:16] >> They all get hyper in the Spanish class.

[45:17] >> Isn't it bad to sleep in class?

[45:19] >> I'd rather have them sleeping than

[45:21] yelling. And I I was grading their

[45:23] quizzes the other day and they all suck.

[45:24] They all suck at Spanish. They were all

[45:26] getting Fs. So I was like, fail, fail,

[45:27] fail, fail, fail. Like, what are you

[45:29] doing? They were some some of them they

[45:31] were like writing in English.

[45:32] >> What are they learning right now?

[45:33] >> They're they were reading a book. So the

[45:35] qu questions were about the book. They

[45:37] were learning about um foods, too. Like

[45:40] different foods from different cultures.

[45:42] >> Do you think maybe it's because it's the

[45:43] end of the year, they're like trying

[45:45] less?

[45:46] >> I don't know. Maybe. And they'll ask

[45:48] stupid questions, too.

[45:49] >> They don't even know how to ask to use

[45:51] the bathroom in Spanish. I'm just like,

[45:52] bro, what? I know how to do that.

[45:55] >> Don't let No, not

[45:58] >> Albano.

[45:59] >> I was going to try guessing.

[46:01] >> You wouldn't have I know what Albano is.

[46:04] >> Albano.

[46:05] >> Can I eloqu?

[46:09] >> Well, you just just use context clue.

[46:12] >> What?

[46:13] >> Wait, what? Just people will know.

[46:16] >> No, you said what is B?

[46:18] >> Yeah, that that I know that's not that's

[46:20] what I said. No, but that's not can I.

[46:22] It's putoal.

[46:24] >> I hated when people when teachers would

[46:26] be like can you

[46:30] >> can I use the bathroom? I don't know.

[46:31] Can you?

[46:32] >> I know. That's why I say may I.

[46:34] >> All throughout high school I would say

[46:36] may I cuz I just didn't want to deal

[46:38] with I was like I don't want to deal

[46:39] with this right now.

[46:40] >> I never I hated asking to use the

[46:42] bathroom.

[46:43] >> Imagine raising your hand

[46:45] >> and asking hasn't been in school for too

[46:47] long. Maybe in college you don't need to

[46:50] raise your hand. That's why.

[46:51] >> Well, I know.

[46:51] >> Well, unless you're asking a question or

[46:53] something. If you want to go to the

[46:54] bathroom, you just walk out.

[46:56] >> Well, yeah, that makes sense.

[46:57] >> Well, is that like is it like that in

[46:59] high school?

[46:59] >> In some classes, some teachers just tell

[47:01] you like just go to the bathroom.

[47:03] >> Oh. What kind of students were you guys

[47:04] in school? In middle school?

[47:07] >> In middle school, I I was just a quiet

[47:10] kid.

[47:11] >> In I think in elementary school, I was a

[47:14] quiet kid. And then 6th, 7th, 8th, I got

[47:17] a little bit more hyper. My eighth grade

[47:19] math teacher told me she had to put me

[47:20] in the front of the classroom cuz I

[47:22] would talk too much.

[47:23] >> Really?

[47:25] >> I do not see you as a yapper in class.

[47:27] >> Yeah, you seem like the opposite.

[47:29] >> It's cuz all my friends were in that

[47:30] class. Yeah, I was a pretty quiet kid. I

[47:33] actually like don't pee my mouth

[47:36] >> really. like ex the only class that I

[47:39] really tried in was or like asked

[47:41] questions and participated was during

[47:43] math class because that was like the

[47:45] only class where I was like I really

[47:46] want to be good at it. Social studies

[47:49] freaking hated. Um English hated. I just

[47:53] like didn't like reading out loud. I

[47:55] mean no sometimes I would I would

[47:56] sometimes like raise my hand if I'm like

[47:59] feeling you know

[48:00] >> I hate when teachers make you read out

[48:03] the paragraphs in order of like the

[48:05] line. Oh, I'm just stressing the entire

[48:07] time.

[48:08] >> I'm like re re like practicing my part.

[48:11] Like

[48:12] >> I actually think about this like every

[48:14] time I pick up a book. I'm like if my

[48:16] English teachers never made us read in

[48:20] order, I think I would be I think I

[48:22] would have loved books.

[48:23] >> What about popcorn reading?

[48:25] >> I know that I freaking hate that.

[48:27] >> When the teacher would read and then

[48:28] they call on someone random to read. I

[48:29] hate that cuz it makes you not

[48:31] concentrate on the book like what it's

[48:33] actually saying and you concentrate on

[48:34] if you're going to get called or not.

[48:36] >> Yeah. Or it's it's so satisfying when

[48:38] your paragraph has like a big girl word

[48:40] and you like ace it say it.

[48:42] >> Yeah. And then if someone else that gets

[48:44] called on like stumbles on their word,

[48:46] you're I'm like stressed for them. Or

[48:48] like if they're like stuttering how me

[48:50] too.

[48:52] >> I feel like whenever I read out loud, my

[48:53] voice sounds weird. Like I overthink

[48:55] what my voice sounds like. I feel like

[48:57] I'm I'm more conscious not to sound too

[49:01] annoying or too slow

[49:04] >> I think I'm a pretty good reader like

[49:06] when I'm just reading off of things but

[49:07] I just don't get being called on. I hate

[49:09] that.

[49:10] >> Yeah, I freaking hate that. Like I feel

[49:12] like I genuinely would have loved books

[49:14] when I was younger if teachers didn't do

[49:16] that whole of And also I hated reading

[49:19] in class cuz it made you want to read

[49:23] fast but you actually aren't actually

[49:25] reading. You know what I'm saying?

[49:26] >> Group reading and then you feel pressure

[49:28] to read fast because you think you're

[49:30] slow at reading. So you're like,

[49:32] >> "Okay, let me read this really fast cuz

[49:33] I don't want to be the last person who

[49:35] like read this."

[49:36] >> Or sometimes they'd be reading the other

[49:37] people would be reading too slow and I'm

[49:40] already like on the next page.

[49:41] >> And then I'm like, "Wait,

[49:44] am I missing something?" Anyways, so

[49:46] guys, by this episode, oop, I said it

[49:49] again, didn't I?

[49:50] >> Yes, you did. By this episode, by by the

[49:53] time this episode is live, Emily has

[49:56] went to prom.

[49:57] >> Finally, four days ago, three days ago.

[50:00] >> Um, five days ago.

[50:01] >> Five days ago. 5 days ago, Emily went to

[50:03] prom. Her first senior prom.

[50:05] >> Four days ago, I meant. Sorry.

[50:07] >> And after prom, thank God.

[50:09] >> So, this is before it all happened. So,

[50:12] this is coming from the past. What are

[50:15] your plans? Oh, Emily got prom posed

[50:18] yesterday.

[50:19] >> Mhm. Evelyn was there for it and I think

[50:20] she was like the worst person to be

[50:22] there for it.

[50:22] >> What? Why? I thought

[50:23] >> you made it like so much worse. Bro,

[50:26] >> she was like holding her phone. She's

[50:27] like recording and she's like she she

[50:28] was like taking pictures of me and my

[50:30] date and she's like, "Why is this so

[50:32] awkward?" And then my date was just like

[50:35] awkwardly standing there with like my

[50:37] friends to the side and I was probably

[50:38] felt more awkward.

[50:39] >> In my head I was like I'm about to beat

[50:40] this [ __ ] up.

[50:41] >> The flash she was like why is this so

[50:45] awkward?

[50:47] You know what Emily did, guys? Before

[50:49] her prom date even knocked on the door,

[50:52] they like drove into the driveway and

[50:54] then Emily like knew that. So, she like

[50:57] opened the door. Like, she like went

[50:58] out.

[50:59] >> That's what I was supposed to do. The

[51:00] whole plan was Sarah and Ryan were

[51:02] coming to hang out with me. Like, I

[51:04] wasn't supposed to know that he was

[51:05] coming.

[51:06] >> Oh, but why did you know?

[51:08] >> Cuz I told you.

[51:08] >> Yes, because I asked Sarah.

[51:10] >> But did Kaylin know that you knew?

[51:12] >> No.

[51:12] >> Like the whole thing was like Sarah and

[51:14] Ryan were just making me come out. He

[51:16] wasn't supposed to knock on my door.

[51:18] >> You just don't know the plan.

[51:19] >> Oh, I see.

[51:20] >> And you just made it so much worse. And

[51:21] in my head, I was like,

[51:23] >> well,

[51:23] >> I was so

[51:24] >> I was going to have Flash on, but thank

[51:26] god I didn't

[51:27] >> cuz that would have made it worse or

[51:29] obvious. You were just being so

[51:30] annoying. And then I went inside to go

[51:32] like get his bow tie to give it back to

[51:33] him. And apparently you were asking

[51:35] about Tetris. You were like, "Do any of

[51:37] you guys play Tetris?" I downloaded a

[51:40] VPN off Facebook and my friends were

[51:42] like, "You ancient mother Facebook." I

[51:45] think your friend Ryan was like, "That's

[51:47] crazy."

[51:48] >> He was probably like, "Damn,

[51:50] >> guys. Emily left me alone with these

[51:52] high schoolers."

[51:54] >> Intimidated.

[51:55] >> I was just like, "What's up?" It was so

[51:58] weird. Like, Tetris,

[52:00] >> you want to You want my code? We can

[52:03] make a group.

[52:04] >> We can play competitively.

[52:06] >> Emily's like, "I'm going to grab the bow

[52:07] tie from upstairs." And I'm like, "What

[52:10] about me?"

[52:12] And I was just standing there. So, like

[52:14] the first thing that came off came up in

[52:15] my mind was Tetris cuz I was literally

[52:17] just playing Tetris. And I'm like, "So,

[52:19] um, does anyone play Tetris?"

[52:22] >> They were one of them.

[52:23] >> That was the first thing you said to

[52:24] them.

[52:25] >> Yeah. And then I think one of them was

[52:26] like,

[52:27] >> "Oh, yeah. I I know Tetris." And I'm

[52:29] like, "No way. You played in high

[52:30] school, too?"

[52:32] >> Yeah. Sarah was like,

[52:34] >> cuz back in my days on Facebook, there

[52:36] was this game called Tetris. I mean, it

[52:39] was there was Tetris on Facebook and

[52:40] then we would all like verse each other

[52:42] in school and we would just like be

[52:43] playing it during lunch and stuff and um

[52:45] but like and now it discontinued.

[52:49] Log on to Facebook at 11:45, guys.

[52:52] But now it discontinued so it doesn't it

[52:54] doesn't exist. So these kids don't know

[52:57] they're missing out. But it's so much

[52:59] fun. I still play Tetris to this day.

[53:01] You know what helps with PTSD?

[53:03] >> I I played Tetris in high school but not

[53:06] on Facebook. I played Tetris um during

[53:08] college. Like yeah, it's so lit.

[53:11] >> Apparently, if something really really

[53:13] bad happened to you and then you play

[53:14] Tetris like right afterwards, you you're

[53:16] the the chances of you getting PTSD is

[53:18] like less.

[53:19] >> Here's another fun fact for you guys.

[53:21] That's another fun fact. Let's check

[53:22] that.

[53:23] >> So, if anything horrible happens to you

[53:24] guys and you guys are like,

[53:27] >> "Damn it,

[53:29] Tetris. Play some Tetris."

[53:33] Dude, I'm like so addicted to the point

[53:35] where like the shapes when I'm like

[53:37] trying to sleep, I'm like imagining the

[53:40] shapes and like

[53:40] >> that was me with Fortnite. You see it in

[53:43] your head. You should try block blast.

[53:45] >> Block blast is not as satisfying.

[53:47] >> Yes, it is.

[53:48] >> No, it's not. My high score is over

[53:50] 700,000. Let me know what yours is,

[53:53] guys.

[53:53] >> Anyways, yeah, Emily got promos. It was

[53:56] really awkward. Oh, wait. How what what

[53:58] did it say on his poster?

[53:59] >> So, basically, I'll give you some

[54:00] backstory. There's this song Die Trying

[54:02] by Drake and I would listen to it like

[54:04] all the time last year of junior year

[54:06] and as a joke I was like I posted on my

[54:09] TikTok story. I was like the song like

[54:10] gives me PTSD. We like would talk about

[54:12] the song together and I guess he thought

[54:13] of it for the prom posal. So the prom

[54:15] proposal was I would rather die trying

[54:18] than to never ask prom and my friend

[54:20] Ryan effed up the music per usual. I was

[54:23] like why didn't you bring a speaker and

[54:24] he played the song like 5 minutes after

[54:26] the proposal and it was at like level

[54:28] two off his iPhone and I was like great.

[54:31] I could barely hear the song.

[54:32] >> Ryan was like, "Oh,

[54:34] >> he just heard the song like after he

[54:36] asked."

[54:37] >> I was like, "Ryan, just stop."

[54:38] >> And then I was like, "What's the music

[54:39] for?" And he was like, "Oh, it's the

[54:40] poster."

[54:42] >> I was like, "Why is he randomly playing

[54:44] music on his phone?" Wait, how did you

[54:46] end up with your prom date?

[54:48] >> I honestly don't remember, but I

[54:50] remember we were talking about it back

[54:51] in like January. We like had it planned

[54:54] since January.

[54:54] >> Oh, since January. Yeah,

[54:56] >> guys. When you're in senior year, prom's

[54:59] figured out like first month of school.

[55:01] >> Really?

[55:02] >> Yeah.

[55:02] >> It's like the first thing we think

[55:04] about.

[55:04] >> Oh, wow.

[55:05] >> Yeah. Prom junior prom.

[55:06] >> Prom is a big deal at our school,

[55:07] especially cuz we don't have homecoming.

[55:09] So, the only like dance we have is prom.

[55:11] >> Are you just like friends with him?

[55:12] >> Yeah.

[55:13] >> Oh,

[55:13] >> literally just friends. Nothing else.

[55:15] Please, guys, just friends.

[55:18] >> Please.

[55:19] >> What do you mean E N D?

[55:21] >> Do you think he likes you?

[55:22] >> We're just friends.

[55:23] >> Do you feel like he likes you?

[55:24] >> No.

[55:25] >> And you have no Oh, no. No, no, no, no,

[55:27] no, no, no, no, no, no,

[55:29] >> no. I don't have a crush. Ew. Cootie,

[55:31] >> literally cut it.

[55:34] >> Ew.

[55:34] >> Maybe you're gay.

[55:35] >> No more kimchi, guys. I literally can't.

[55:38] >> Why?

[55:38] >> He's another kimchi, right? He can be

[55:40] kakugi.

[55:42] >> No, actually, stop it. I hate the

[55:44] nickname, the radish.

[55:46] >> I actually hate these nicknames.

[55:48] >> Kimchi and Kakugi.

[55:50] >> I actually hate these nicknames, guys,

[55:52] cuz it's so weird. And it's like, why

[55:54] are you referring to my day as kimchi?

[55:56] >> No, it's gi my someone's commenting

[55:59] like, damn, she's collecting these

[56:00] kimchis. And I'm like, I'm not

[56:01] collecting any kimchis.

[56:05] >> It's cuz of your stupid rap that you

[56:07] made up. Why did I think that you go to

[56:08] prom with someone that you like?

[56:12] >> You usually do, but some people go with

[56:14] friends. Emily has never went to prom

[56:16] with someone she likes.

[56:19] So, and she went to like eight of them.

[56:22] I just go to prom for the fun, guys. For

[56:24] the vibes, to wear the dress, to wear

[56:26] the makeup, and get the pics. Is there

[56:28] something you need to tell us, Emily?

[56:30] >> No, I'm not lesbian if that's what

[56:32] you're wondering.

[56:33] >> Asexual?

[56:34] >> Probably. I think so.

[56:38] >> No, I think what the problem is there's

[56:39] like there's just like no cute boys at

[56:41] my school. No offense, actually. Why

[56:43] would I say no offense?

[56:44] >> What's your type, Emily?

[56:46] >> My type? Oh my gosh. Nonchalant. I'm

[56:49] kidding. really funny. Has to know how

[56:52] to keep a conversation going. Wait, I

[56:54] have a great example. Timothy Shalamé,

[56:57] Callum Turner, um Tom Holland like that.

[57:02] >> Nice. How about like kids your age?

[57:05] Um, see, that's hard. That's why I can't

[57:07] wait to go to college and hopefully I

[57:08] can meet someone new. But apparently all

[57:10] the guys at NYU are like Well, speaking

[57:13] of college,

[57:15] we'll be talking about that in the next

[57:17] episode.

[57:19] So stay tuned. Stay tuned. You guys are

[57:21] going have to wait a whole week. Oh,

[57:23] it's like waiting for Love Island. Oh my

[57:25] god. Our episodes comes out today at

[57:26] 9:00 p.m.

[57:27] >> Oh my god. Love Island and our episodes

[57:30] come out same day. So you can double the

[57:33] double the entertainment.

[57:35] >> You can watch us in the morning and then

[57:37] Love Island at night. Period.

[57:40] >> Well, anyways,

[57:41] >> well guys, this was episode one of our

[57:44] new season and our new studio, our new

[57:47] everything. I hope you guys enjoyed.

[57:48] Anything else you guys want us to talk

[57:50] about? Let us know. This was just us

[57:52] catching up from the last two months we

[57:54] disappeared on you guys and I hope we

[57:56] did a good job cuz I feel like we

[57:58] rambled a lot. We talked about every

[58:00] Yeah, we kind of we're kind of rusty,

[58:02] guys. So, it

[58:04] >> we'll be back. We'll be shiny and clean.

[58:06] We'll clean up our gears for episode

[58:09] two.

[58:10] >> Yeah. Thanks for watching and I'll see

[58:12] you guys next Tuesday. Bye

[58:13] >> bye.