# THE LIFE OF A PORN STAR (ft. Lana Rhoades)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZO9QXvBRg

[00:00] What is like, what are your go-to favorite sex positions?
[00:03] I am so basic; I love missionary.
[00:05] I love missionary too.
[00:06] I think it's great.
[00:08] I think it's great; it feels the best for me, like with Mike at least.
[00:09] One thing that's interesting that I just started like doing with him that I never did with anyone else is I said that we like missionary.
[00:17] Um, so like whenever he's on top and he's like going, now I'll like pull him in like even harder just so it goes like all the way.
[00:26] Like, are you pulling like his hips?
[00:28] Yeah, his head, how just like slamming.
[00:30] Yeah, and it's like you can't get in hard enough.
[00:33] You're like, I literally want you inside of my gut.
[00:35] Yes.
[00:36] That's a, I think that goes back to the enthusiasm.
[00:38] Like girls listening, it's like if you can be grabbing the man, like even if it starts helping him and then all of a sudden it's like ramping up and you're having missionary and then all of a sudden you're grabbing him.
[00:50] Even if you kind of like grab the back of his ass almost and like pull his ass.
[00:54] Mike, what a great ass you've got over there, pal.
[00:56] I feel like you have an amazing, you do.
[01:01] What, I've you feel I know you have an amazing ass.
[01:03] Does Mike like [__] you from behind a lot or no?
[01:06] We rarely do like doggy positions.
[01:08] We rarely cowgirl.
[01:09] My ex was obsessed with reverse cowgirl, um yeah, and doggie.
[01:14] Like he was an ass guy, right?
[01:16] Mike's a boob guy, so they literally want to look at like what they're more into, like right?
[01:19] Mike like has to touch the boobs, he has to suck the boobs, doing everything.
[01:23] Like I love the way you say Mike has to suck the boobs, like has to touch the boobs.
[01:28] God forbid I leave my shirt on during a [__] like.
[01:33] He's like, "In what world do you think I'm going to be able to come if I don't see that?"
[01:36] Like I have to see the titties.
[01:39] We, that is fascinating because it is so true.
[01:41] Like men are so visual and so whatever they're more into, which is crazy.
[01:46] Like some are, I feel like more guys are more ass guys recently than tit guys, but I think that's just like our generation.
[01:52] And then it's soon gonna change because I feel like it used to be going back towards skinny girls.
[01:54] Which somebody said, "I bought this big [__] butt, I got these big [__] titties, and now guys want girls who have like."
[02:02] Skinny little legs, no, it's crazy.
[02:04] It's so crazy because I feel like the Kardashians changed our generation.
[02:08] And like they were getting all like the butt and the injections and everything, and then every girl was like, "Okay, I need to have the hourglass shape."
[02:14] Now all of a sudden it's like, how skinny can you, how skinny, it's Bella Hadid.
[02:18] Like it's like, look like you're so famished that you're going to pass out at any moment.
[02:22] It's beautiful.
[02:22] I can starve myself all that I want, but I got these big old titty and ass now, and they're not going to go away.
[02:29] Wait, no, but you like look amazing, so you're fine.
[02:30] It's amazing.
[02:31] Um, you have a tattoo on your ass of an ex?
[02:33] Yeah, so my ex-husband.
[02:35] So maybe that's why Mike doesn't want to [__] you behind because he's looking at the guy's name.
[02:40] Thought of it like that.
[02:41] Yes, he does ask me to remove it.
[02:42] I told him once he proposes.
[02:45] Wait, that's actually kind of amazing.
[02:46] Wait, why haven't you removed it?
[02:48] Um, it's just like a lot of work.
[02:49] I also take Accutane, so I'm not supposed to like do lasers like on my skin.
[02:54] Because yeah, your skin looks like, I think my skin will like fall off or something.
[02:57] If you're gonna like dye your butt, it's gonna have like a little patch just like missing skin on my ass.
[03:01] That wouldn't be good.
[03:02] How did you even decide to get that on your ass?
[03:04] Was that a big moment?
[03:06] I can't imagine getting a guy's name on my eye.
[03:08] You're going to think that I'm crazy.
[03:09] I don't; I was 18.
[03:11] Um, we were only dating for a month and I wanted to get a tattoo.
[03:14] I was like, let me get your name on my ass, and it turned out to be good luck.
[03:20] Like, we were together for a long ass time, got married; like, I don't regret it.
[03:24] Do you like a guy to be vocal in bed?
[03:27] Um, I love whenever Mike like talks dirty.
[03:30] And I love, yeah, like enthusiasm too, like I love whenever he makes noises.
[03:34] Yeah, makes weird faces, like give me all the weird faces, yes.
[03:37] Um, occasionally he'll like talk dirty whenever he's like really horny and I love that.
[03:42] It's, I just want guys to be more vocal.
[03:44] And yeah, it's so hot.
[03:46] It's the sexiest thing.
[03:48] It's really [__] hot.
[03:49] Like, sometimes I'll look up there and like I've had guys where I'm like, like, are you breathing?
[03:53] Like, how are we doing, like are you awake, like what's going on?
[03:57] Like, make a noise, like breathe, exhale.
[04:01] And it's like, what is going on, and I, I.
[04:03] Wish, and I guess men sometimes don't know what to say.
[04:06] Like, I feel like sometimes they get too in their heads of like the girl's supposed to dirty talk.
[04:09] But I'm like, if you, even if a guy looks at me and is like, "Oh [__] baby, your [__] feels so good," or like, "You god, that would be so hot."
[04:16] I just came, like I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm having an orgasm."
[04:20] But not enough men, like if you're listening to this, for the love of [__] god, coming from Alexandra Cooper and Lana Rhodes, please speak up.
[04:25] Please, please.
[04:26] And the grunts, like I've made fun of it because I just think it's funny.
[04:30] Like sometimes guys have different, like, "oh" faces.
[04:31] And when he's coming, like, have you had the guys that are like, "oh," like they're like having, like, an exorcism?
[04:38] They're like, I would love that.
[04:41] Like, more, more expression the better.
[04:41] I love whenever they make an ugly ass face whenever they're like.
[04:47] No, it's so true.
[04:47] It's like, as, as funny as it kind of is when you think back later when you're like sobered out of the sex, if he is like freaking the [__] out, I'm like, "Yeah, that's what my [__] just did."
[04:58] Yeah, yeah, and it's like the best.
[04:58] Yeah, so, but then I also think there are girls that, because I think guys don't would never.
[05:04] Fake that so then girls who are known to sometimes fake orgasms which like I've faked an orgasm in my life, are you kidding?
[05:09] Of course I will not sit here and be like, "Never in my life have I not faked one."
[05:12] Like I have, um, not that it's not that I'm enjoying it, but I've been with some guys that I'm like, "Okay, this needs to like wrap up."
[05:19] I had a great time, but like let's go.
[05:20] Yeah, um, everyone has.
[05:22] You've faked an orgasm?
[05:22] Yeah, only whenever guys like insist on eating my [__].
[05:25] Oh, and I want it to be over with.
[05:28] And you're like, "Listen."
[05:29] Well, I tried telling them, I'm like, "Listen, let's just use my vibrator, all right?"
[05:31] Like here you go, here it is.
[05:32] And he's like, "No, my tongue can do it."
[05:34] So it can't.
[05:34] At first I try like, "Come on, just [__] me, just [__]."
[05:38] Come here, you try to grab it, they're like, "No, let me finish you, baby."
[05:41] Then I'm like, "Okay."
[05:43] I just came.
[05:43] No, that is the [__] worse when you try to convince them.
[05:46] You're like, "Okay, [__] me," like and you try to do it so sexual.
[05:50] Like they've eaten you out long enough, you're like, "Okay, yeah, now [__] me."
[05:53] And then when they're like, "No," and you're like, "A hint, take a hint."
[05:57] A man's balls are a very like foreign region to women because it's the whole misconception of like if you touch it the wrong way he will die, like.
[06:05] He will start crying like how do you work with the balls and the [__].
[06:09] Okay, on a man, the balls like it really depends on the guy.
[06:11] Like some guys don't like it.
[06:13] Yeah, some have less sensitivity and you can tug on that, put them all in your mouth.
[06:17] Like guys like [__] yeah, it hurts whenever you try to do it.
[06:22] Um, and it's so interesting to always see like the difference in the balls because somehow like really tight, really really saggy.
[06:29] Interesting fact about Mike, I don't know if this is every guy, but he has something that we call like morning balls.
[06:34] In the morning they're like super tight, like sucked up, like looks like a 12 year old.
[06:38] Wait, why?
[06:38] Yes, they're like really tight and perky in the morning.
[06:41] And then at night time they're like lisa, they're like all saggy out like grandpa balls.
[06:45] Wait, that's so interesting.
[06:46] I was gonna have to inspect.
[06:48] I don't know, now I'm gonna have to look.
[06:50] I know [__] no, next time the guy.
[06:54] Um, next time I'm gonna have to do that.
[06:55] Like let me inspect the balls in the morning and at night because the guy that I'm hooking up with, we were like cuddling in the morning and he literally took my hand.
[07:02] He was like, "Please just like cup my balls, like I want you to hold my balls," and I literally was holding them.
[07:06] They felt very like tight tight and up there.
[07:08] And then later we were i'm like he doesn't have like that they were like swinging.
[07:11] Yeah, I was swinging.
[07:14] Balls are so fascinating, so no, I think it's that's where I always say communication.
[07:18] If you just ask your partner like they like what do you like with your balls, like I think men would find that so hot because some guys are like do all the things.
[07:24] Yeah, I love all the things and then other guys are like no, I'm not into it.
[07:28] What about the ass?
[07:29] Tell me um the ass like so I personally Mike's only let me do this one time.
[07:34] I don't even know if I should say it.
[07:36] Say it.
[07:36] It's called daddy, I find it like super like a big turn on like getting guys to do like somewhat like feminine things like that.
[07:46] I got him to like go into doggy one time for me to eat it.
[07:49] And that's like the best position for like eating the ass because then you can like eat it and then you can put your hand in the front and you know like jerk it off.
[07:56] But he's only done it one time because he thinks like going into doggies we no I don't feel like dominant.
[08:01] I think that if a man see I'm on the opposite spectrum where I'm like Mike shout the out.
[08:07] I think that when men can be confident enough in their sexuality to do that with their girlfriend, I think it's so hot.
[08:15] Because it's like when guys to me you're like stop, like if I'm even trying to like put my finger in their ass, I'm like, what is wrong with you?
[08:19] Like embrace it, it feels good.
[08:21] My [__] process yet to let me put my finger in his butt, and I've asked so many times.
[08:26] Are you supposed to let me peg him for my birthday, but I guess I guess that was a joke too because he didn't let me do it.
[08:32] We okay, so you're eating his ass and then you're putting your hand around that?
[08:37] Yeah, yeah, so I'll yeah, so I'll spit on the hand, I'll like jerk it off or I could like do the balls and then like I'll like drop down underneath like lick the balls.
[08:46] Um, maybe put my head on the other side, like suck it a little bit, come back.
[08:50] Oh yeah, you're kind of doing like on one side of the fence and the other.
[08:52] Yeah, like I'm getting all of it, all of it.
[08:55] Well, because his dick isn't a vagina, you can't go back to front on a vagina.
[08:58] I'm like, thank you so much for my [__] UTI and my yeast infection, you [__] [__].
[09:03] Um, but like a dick, like you can go back from their ass and like go to his dick and like nothing, I don't think.
[09:08] Anything's gonna happen.
[09:09] Um, I love when guys want to just do like all the things, and I think that it makes you closer.
[09:15] I like, like getting, when I'm like in more in a relationship, I like to try weird [__] because even if you like push it to a level that's like insanity, I think it's like more fun because then you can lay there and even if you're like, "We didn't like that as much," yeah, you liked it.
[09:29] It's you, you experienced it together, and I really like, like weird, like sexual fantasies too, like to play out with Mike.
[09:36] He's like the first guy that I've liked doing like fantasies with, which is fine.
[09:40] We walk, but I'm like, I mean, I'll put on like the little outfits and stuff.
[09:43] We've done some like really weird ones; also he says no sometimes, like the super weird ones that I want.
[09:48] What are the super weird ones?
[09:50] I can't even say because it's like they're so [__] okay, I can't say that like a little girl.
[09:56] Um, I mean, I've done like school girl, like I pretended that he was like my PE teacher, but those are like the more like mild ones.
[10:02] Like there's literally been ones where he's like, "There's no [__] way I'm doing that."
[10:05] He's like, "I will be mentally scarred from this," and I'm not.
[10:08] Down to do that which annoys me, like I want someone who's gonna do like everything that I want.
[10:12] Yeah, but maybe he'll ease into it eventually.
[10:15] Yeah, he'd probably have to be in the right mood for yes.
[10:16] Um, so do you, that's, I think that's exciting for, like, I think a lot of girls want to do role-playing with their boyfriends, but they feel super insecure to, like, start it.
[10:25] How would you, like, how do you go about it?
[10:28] Like, do you walk into the room and, like, you're in a character and you don't break character?
[10:31] Like, how does it go down?
[10:33] Yeah, so, like, I'll just, like, surprise him.
[10:36] Like, I'll just, like, go into my closet, like, put on, like, a fun outfit and come out.
[10:39] I guess it just depends on, like, your relationship.
[10:41] Like, me and Mike are both really open, like, sexually.
[10:42] We have, like, mama sex, right?
[10:45] Yeah, I'm, like, I'll put on, like, my schoolgirl outfit.
[10:47] I'll be, like, "Mr. Cheney, I really want an A-plus in your class."
[10:51] What can we do to work this out?
[10:52] We will, Mike talk back.
[10:55] Oh yeah, hey, I love it.
[10:56] I'm so proud of him because I think sometimes guys have a hard time, like, girls, like, we can get into character and I thrive off of it.
[11:04] The school teacher one is, like, pretty amazing.
[11:06] He loves, like, playing.
[11:08] Characters, because you can either with the schoolteacher one, you can either go the bad girl like I'm in trouble.
[11:15] Or you can do like that, like I really want an A, like I'm an A-plus student, like I want to actually, like it's going to be like the innocent one, and then all of a sudden you're like choking.
[11:23] Yeah, I can tell you like one weird one that Mike didn't agree to.
[11:26] What, this is probably like so weird.
[11:28] You tell me, tell me.
[11:30] Okay, so I got like a jar of peanut butter and I was like, put this on your dick and pretend that I'm a dog.
[11:37] And you wouldn't do it.
[11:40] I honestly, like this is so fucked up, but I thought you were gonna more so be like, I wanted him to dress up as like a priest and like...
[11:47] I didn't know where you're going with it.
[11:48] You're like, so I want to put peanut butter on your dick.
[11:50] And he wanted, you wanted to pretend you were a dog, or he was a dog?
[11:52] No, that, no, that I was like the dog.
[11:54] And that, because you know like people do that.
[11:57] Oh yeah, and they have their like dog eat their pussy out, yes, or like they're a wiener.
[12:01] Yeah, and so I was like, pretend that I'm a dog and you put peanut butter on your dick and you're gonna get on your knees.
[12:09] And start acting and give it a good job.
[12:11] Yeah.
[12:11] We, I don't hate this, isn't that hot though.
[12:13] I think like I think maybe he was like he's like, "Oh, it's a mess," or whatever.
[12:17] Yeah, well, I can't, Mike, I don't know.
[12:20] I also, peanut butter is very [__] like sticky.
[12:22] Probably like it's stuck in his wee-wee hole.
[12:25] It would definitely be in the wee-wee hole.
[12:26] But also I feel like for you there's two ways it could go.
[12:29] Like giving a [__] with peanut butter, it could be like you are so in it because you're having to literally like I could slurp and slurp.
[12:37] Or you could get like sometimes you can't like breathe whenever you're...
[12:40] I remember not right, like too much peanut butter in your mouth.
[12:42] Yes, you kind of can't like, um, swallow or even like swallow like your whole mouth just becomes kind of like...
[12:49] What even is the word?
[12:50] I know what you're talking about.
[12:51] I remember as a kid putting too much peanut butter and too much peanut butter in my peanut butter and jelly and my I couldn't swallow it.
[12:56] Yeah, yeah, so I I I wonder how that probably wouldn't have worked anyway.
[13:00] Yeah, maybe let's try something different.
[13:01] I just had recently a girl say she wrapped the dick in a fruit.
[13:05] Oh, and she went, but I didn't, I want to bite it then.
[13:07] That's also an issue.
[13:09] All right, Lana.
[13:11] Let's maybe not do the fruit roll up because Mike is gonna be like, so I'm in the hospital this week because Alex told Lana to put a [__] roll up on my dick.
[13:17] Um, maybe like Nutella, something like, I don't know, something we could we could get.
[13:22] Chocolate sauce, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[13:24] But I think it's fun that you're saying like you, this is a perfect example of you saying in your sex life you are like mixing it up.
[13:30] Yeah, and you don't have to have someone come in and be a third [__].
[13:35] Yeah, so you don't have to have threesomes to have Chris all the women that he needs.
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