# Sexomnia | House M.D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR7teEjB_YU

[00:08] you're not pregnant
[00:09] well I told you that there's got to be some other reason
[00:14] I'm still spotting sure you were pregnant based on your hormone levels
[00:19] you've had a miscarriage I haven't even been on a date right since it's physically impossible to have sex without someone buying you dinner
[00:27] I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband that was almost a year ago
[00:32] fine have it your way Immaculate Conception
[00:36] um what do I do
[00:40] well it's obvious start a religion
[00:44] peal bruising I don't know if I pronounced that right gosh the internet is such a wonderful tool
[00:51] it could be leukemia definitely possible more likely diagnosis is hickey
[00:54] Well it can't be a hickey why is everybody so ashamed sex all of a sudden
[01:00] I'm not having sex I
[01:03] barely even thought about sex since my marriage.
[01:05] Oh, I say you're having sex.
[01:07] You say you're not, either you're lying or I'm wrong, or there's some middle ground.
[01:10] You mean like oral?
[01:13] I mean, you're having sex without knowing it.
[01:15] I'm testing you for booze, drugs, and GHB.
[01:18] I don't drink or...
[01:21] What's GHB?
[01:31] The date rape crock.
[01:34] You have restored my faith in the human race.
[01:38] You're lying.
[01:42] No, I'm not lying, it's got your results back.
[01:43] No GHB, no nothing.
[01:48] Means you're having sex and you're lying about it.
[01:51] No, and I have a new symptom.
[01:54] I have a rash on my butt.
[02:02] Do you want to?
[02:02] Yeah.
[02:02] What is it?
[02:02] It's a carpet burn.
[02:02] No, it...
[02:06] Can't be doctor I love sex I miss it I haven't had any in over a year.
[02:12] Well you managed to keep this appointment so you have no short-term memory problem.
[02:17] Multiple personalities you find yourself losing chunks of time you wake up and you don't remember falling asleep.
[02:23] No I just wake up really exhausted.
[02:26] Something upsetting you.
[02:32] My ex lives in the apartment downstairs he's always calling me always wanting to get back together complaining about mixed signals.
[02:38] Get out of my life how much clearer can you get.
[02:43] We have a sleep lab in the basement nothing else will get you away from your ex for a night.
[02:53] These were your brain waves at 2:45 a.m.
[02:55] Here it comes as an abrupt jump from slow wave sleeping.
[03:01] This indicates partial sleep arousal.
[03:04] Most common type is sub nulis sleepwalking.
[03:06] That would explain why I'm
[03:08] So tired when I wake up, yes.
[03:11] And also why you were pregnant and the hickeys and the carpet burn.
[03:14] I had sex in my sleep.
[03:17] Sexsomnia is a documented disorder.
[03:21] You said your ex lives downstairs.
[03:23] I'll kill him, okay, but he probably didn't know that you were asleep.
[03:27] Sexsomniac going to pretty normal.
[03:27] I'm going to write you a prescription for a low dose anti-depressant.
[03:30] Let you sleep better.
[03:32] If you want to save yourself the $15 copay, you could have sex while you're awake.
[03:34] He's my ex.
[03:36] I you live in the same building.
[03:38] You haven't had sex with anyone else for a year.
[03:40] You sleepwalk right into his arms.
[03:43] Call me crazy, but I'm sensing unresolved issues.
[03:44] [Music]